Chuck Norris Facts

Subject: Chuck Norris Facts Sun 16 Nov 2008, 19:27

Alle feitjes over Chuck Norris hier , look them up on youtube, 1 tegelijk aub

of zelf bedacht , zet dat er ook ff bij dan:

Youtube:
Chuck Norris counted to infinity , twice.

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sun 16 Nov 2008, 19:30

Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his balls. Hair doesn't grow on steel..

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sun 16 Nov 2008, 19:35

Will he blend?

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sun 16 Nov 2008, 19:41

its not a fact , still funny

Zelf:

Chuck Norris doesnt go on vacation , vacation comes to him

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sun 16 Nov 2008, 20:18

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sun 16 Nov 2008, 20:19

zelf:

All Your Base Are Belong To Chuck Norris

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sun 16 Nov 2008, 20:44

Lil'man wrote:: Will he blend?

if chuck norris would blent they didnt invented blend machines hihi

another one!

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:12

Chuck norrision makes onions cry!

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Mon 17 Nov 2008, 17:19

there is no such thing as a lesbian, its just a woman who never saw Chuck Norris

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Mon 17 Nov 2008, 17:41

zelf:

we will all die in 2012, but chuck norris won't

chuck norris did get more then 1 million points in guitar hero

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Mon 17 Nov 2008, 17:46

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:33

Chuck Norris is so good, he CAN spell his name

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Tue 18 Nov 2008, 09:40

Chuck Norris DID get the cake in portal!

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Tue 18 Nov 2008, 22:51

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sun 23 Nov 2008, 10:21

Some really good ones Razz

chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad

chuck norris can use the microwave with the microwave door open

chuck norris doesnt need a wii controller to play wii games

The only time chuck norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake

chuck norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives it!!

the dinasaurs went extinct because of the chucknorrisauris

Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris puts the FUN in Funeral.

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sun 07 Dec 2008, 11:25

Damned

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Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Mon 08 Dec 2008, 21:32

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:30

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Thu 29 Jan 2009, 21:46

Yup, vandaag nog gezien.

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Thu 29 Jan 2009, 22:47

Ja ik ook xD

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Thu 13 Aug 2009, 19:10

nederlandse Chuck is gewoon vincent van gogh
http://totallylookslike.com/upcoming/?pid=5474

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:03